Russel-isms

Our good friend, Russel, is a zany chap who peppers his speech with some unique "Russelisms". Here they are for posterity:

• Er, howdi Graeme
• Would you, per chance, like a quaff of fruity beverage?
• Or how about I fetch hither a tasty treat?
• Perhaps a cheesy jive for you?
• It's alright, if you like that sort of thing
• Have a taste tester - a supsong.
• Is it? Yoo, yoo, yoo. Eish!
• That's hectic, my broer!
• Land sakes! You crazy guy!
• Take that, you scoundrel!
• Ah, the pain!
• Settle down
• That would be well done
• Look lively!
• Jolly good
• Fantastic! What a champion!
• Are you all warm and toasty?
• Could be
• I believe that to be the case
• Salleee! Salleee!
• The Pater
• Tally ho!
• Let's mosey on, shall we?
• Good lord!